some random thoughts I had at 3 this morning

-my love life is as follows:I meet a sweet yet terribly eccentric lady, I like her, she likes me, later she meets another sweet eccentric guy who doesn't talk about dirty horrible things as much and is shy in a boyishly charming way. Jonah Hill will never get action in a Micheal Cera world.

-when people say they dig asians, mostly they mean they dig orientals. nobody wants to nail turkmenistnites

- I dream of muppets to much.

things I do this summer with my lady, if I had a lady, but I have neither lady nor couch so I stand alone

roh wrestling in april
used book store browsing.
candy shop( I could let you lick the lollipop)
be one of those people on man vs food who encourage man to vs food
make a chees pizza, just for me...
busking
mt mitchell
screenplay
japanese grocery outlet
bbq festival
livermush festival
that one mongollian resturant
invent a samich

People and things I adore

la famille ollis
dr pepper
mustard
my guru: Jolene Casko
women in silly costumes( ie einstein, apes, statue of liberty)
Jessie Cox and la famille de cox
bbq( witness my I heart bbq t-shirt)
bricky and her boyfriend paul london, I mean dustin, but he really looks like paul london..
Yo Gabba Gabba
La famille benton dobson
pez dispeners
emily and people with names with m...

I do not understand some of the comments left in the buzz column of the charlotte observor

Used that don't ask, don't tell policy when my daughter planned her wedding.big mistake!-so is your daughter gay? is you son in law? did your daughter gay marry a lady?

taste test based upon things my nephews have accidently mispronounced

hot chocalte with mushrooms: This tastes like crap.

Rating the ramen or more like botton ramen am I righ?

Beef: Beef Ramen is to ramen what the double cheesburger is to buger king dollar menu. Dependble, safe, bland, and ordered by large quanties by fat people in virgina is for lover t-shirts who smell like fish and then their all like wheres meh maynaise and yer like they don't come maynaise and your life loses a lil more meaning everyday. Grade C:

Chicken : The dependble ramen. It won't have a threeway with you with and it's asian bestfreind behind the movies. But it is okay with helping do the laundry. Grade B

Shrimp: When I was a younger man, I used to eat shrimp ramen with massive loads of tartar sauce stired in and then Andy from progressive boink. com would come and ask me why I ate canned meats and punch me in the stomache. c-

Oreintal: Fuck you top ramen, oriental refers to a place of orgin not a flavour. d-

Picante beef: Top Ramen is japanese in orgin. Picante refers to stuff that is mexican in orgin.Everything is better when it's have mexican half japanese in orgin and I don't know rather to make a sex joke or a wrasslin joke A+

Chilli: Chilli Ramen is awesome. I have no joke. but if you don't like it you are a perdophile hitler. A+

Pork: I'm pretty sure bricky just made this up.

a month of lovers.....ladies...

so I'm goin to be doing a theme month of writing whereas I write thing very loosly related to women I've loved, liked, have saw nekkids, kinda got along with, or um were on tv.

I also recongize that it's african american history month. But I'm a white dude and ergo can't make jokes bout that other than white people drive one way, black people drive another, and that is funny.