note to my dear friend who wants to blow some crap up

Stuff is neither as bad or as good as it seems. we all die alone in a void possibly with poostains on our trousers, no matter how fancy those trousers are. That being sad kids in africa are dying of cataids, and we live in a country that invented the mcrib.

I guess what I am saying is that you are a pure and beautiful product of the universe imbied with a manic genius no one else on this planet has ever possessed( well this one african kid name tryon but he died of cat aids), and no matter how shitty the bathroom of life stinks, you always got that lysol can in yer arsenal.

their's a punchers chance I may die alone. well we all die alone I suppose, but I mean mateless, no miss ollis, no two point five kids(ie lil atticus and unnamed female ollis), no girl whose name ends in a y but she spells it with an i ollis....

and thats always bothered me perhaps too much...it's led me to date crazyass girls who would later date hermaphodites(and not the awesome lady gaga kind, but the christinas boyfriend has a vagina kind)or else I just assumed that just cause some one wanted to have four hour convo about muppets with me they wanted to marry me....

theirs plenty of stuff farly darn aweome bout me, and theirs plenty of stuff thats totally wrong with me... I'm not going into either....but as a woman whose mouth I'm putting words into once said" You're pretty smart fatty"........

but I'm okay with being alone...because I'm not...I've become wierd gay friend whose not gay but likes broadway, please give me love advice, wierd saying, buying mountain dew for ye, hug guy....and whilst that maybe second place and second place is the first loser, you do get a lovely applebees gift cercificate...metaphorically... I may not have a bonnie( lauren?) to my clyde but I do have the league of awesome women who i can't make out with but I do get lovely fruit baskets from (bricky, jolene,hc, the belated emily, diablo cody,.....your mom) . also bonnie and clyde died horribly and were unattractive....

note to lady gaga...

you're trying to hard. We get it. you're artsty.you're some kinda crazy super genius david bowie and frank zappa and madonna had a baby and it had a penis. and you're the only person whose making good music thats also music that peoples listening to( sorry lil dwayne, being high isn't the same as being talented)...but damn boo, you ain't got to wear a crab as a hat..

I don't know why I haven't done anything yet.maybe it's fear. maybe it's sloth.maybe it's lack of motivation,maybeit's lack of believe in my own talents. maybe I don't have talents, but if not a least I have them interestingly...

But it's time to stop worrying and get on with it, cause the train keeps going whether you on it or not..and if life gives you lemons... paint that shit yellow...

people in statue of liberty costumes vs peple in gorillia costumes

Statue of liberty pros:

beacon of poor, down trodden etc...ie ethnics?

hat can be used as throwing star.

far superior to statue made out of margirine

get to live on mark ellis island( a joke me and jessie cox made that wasn't funny even then)

free ipod

Statue of liberty cons:

geting raped in turn of the century political cartoons

not as cool as statueof mayor mcheese

will be forced to dance to joy division

gorilla pros:

you know steve nash

bannanas?

able to throw own feces

gorillia cons:

you know steve nash

responsible for aids

ticks?

congo was a horrible movie

gorillia zoe: crap rapper

tatoos I've thought about getting

grover
the dr pepper symbol( I'm cm punk but with superior beverage taste)
green lantern symbol
full back done as the cover of tom robbins still life with woodpecker.
tm.
a squirrel riding a unicorn...