things I want to punch in the head right now

-micheal cera( people who are like you in real life do not have girlfriends in real life, stop giving goofy awkward people hope they gonna get some nookie and stop being what happened when scott biao and woody allen had a kid

-music now days( and I'm not talking about hippty hoppity music, I realize that boat has passed me by that the train station, but this new emo music, but emo constitutes emotion and wearing a stupid hat and a purple shirt arn't emotions. fact: forever the sickest kids are kids or sick and no one will remember them forever.

things i've found on the sidewalk since I've taken up walking...

guns and rose use yer illusion 1

a dead cat(?)

half empty bottle of boones farm watermelon

blacktail magazine from 2004

what we will bring?

the pain.
the noise.
lil debbies.

random thoughts for april 19th:

I am trying to turn around the scooner that is my life as I am dangerously close to a very large man who hangs out in people basements and yells about the green lantern...altough theirs nothing wrong with that. theirs just something wrong with being just that.I'm like some kind of layered vegtable. I have layers.

Note to bricky:whilst listening to korean pop music the other night on yer suggestion( can't wait for super junior vs villanoa v), I realized that korean pop music is just like our pop music, just like seven years behind us. My theory on big bang( thats a play on words.) is that they're the korean nsync bout totally made up of justin timberlake, or at worse chris. And BoA is ashley simpson but I want to see her nekkid and she actually has voice and her sister isn't inexplictbly dating Billy Corgan.

Basically what I'm saying is korean pop is shitty pop from eight years ago, but somehow made less shitty via it's asianosity(they do the same thing with noodles).

Ergo, we are like six years away from a korean lady gaga and that's the most amazing thing ever.

Random Thoughts: Rain was in speed racer the movie and is ergo my bro for life. nwo bk in da house. Also, when I see seven I don't know rather to make a reference to the movie or the breif dustin rhodes gimmick, so I just go hey that guy , he no looka like a man.


note to jolene:all your friends look like adorable ellen page type creatures and all my friends look like fat micheal ceras. eventually we'll end up remaking juno, but in real life. and better written. I have juno issues.

I think I just made fun of a dead boy.

top five wrestling andersons

1)Arn
2)Ole
3) Gene
4)CW
5) Ken...yes I hate ken anderson

why sting? why....

because vince russo is no good at writing things

scenes from a chinease resturants....

I have a new nemisis...lady whose putting ketcup on her sweet and sour chicken( it' called sweet and sour chicken for a reason), and loudly demaning the said sweet and sour chicken for her chicken...and her family is all wearing holister( except for the dad. whose wearing nike from head to toe and roughly looks like a high school baseball coach, but the kind you later find out is sadomizing cheerleaders) and loudly chatting about reality tv....you are whats wrong with the world.

howeve, chinese girls wearing hello kitty shirts and having a tickle fight you are whats right about it...

chilli mussels are quiet good...

the jolene sammitch..

a roasted chicken breast cuban topped with jalapenos and red onions. served with a side of fried of fried pickels, zucchini and califlower. and ranch dressing as it's jolene.

Three reasons I enjoy justin beiber

A) He'ld make an excellent lesbian
2)his name rhymes with beaver
thirdly) He could totally date alexa chung
and in conclusion)he's good at what he do, which is make teenage girls dance and get lusty

things very beautiful women have witnessed me cry at recently...

shawn micheals
that commercial with the down syndrome girl
up
scoot bio.

board games that'll get you laid

strip trivial pursut
strip monoply (takes 9 hours, will get you ana
twister?
you sunk my battleship....with your vagina.
jenga

the economy of arts...

I needs to get into some ernest hemingway or some elmore leonard...theirs like something beautiful about saying something amazing yet saying it shortly...I thinks thats why I love the last moments of the shawn micheals-ric flair match at wrasslemania a couple of years ago...I love you, kick....and their we have it.. eons of wrasslin hisory wrapped up in like eight sconds...