the treyz songz song catolouge

bedroom(that's where we b havin tha sex)

girl, u face( I do stuff on ur face)

people elsewhere will be aware of us sexin we be sexin so loud

panties ( they on ur vagina)

smurfday sex

girl, want to sell ur used panties on craggslist

what I would name my pub if I had one....

jc's burger stand
tispy o sullivab's buggery factory
this has lamb in it?
some drunk bytches and foosball.

it had being a draculas

of course on the other hand the twilight books are about a 100 year old who loves a 16 year old who is also in love with a dog....and then the dog marrys their daughter from the future....so it may be in fact the most subversive thing of all time...

my name is twilight and I am a draculas...

so anyway, the other day at the bk lounge( I know dane cook said this, but we're totally going with brittany cause ummm she doesn't deserve to die) and for some reason some kid who looked like malcolm jamel warner starred going off to a girl who looks like a cross between a way less hot jolene and a way more hot kelly osbourne about how twilight and harry potter are the same thing.

Now mind you I don't care for either as I know what a vagina looks like. But at least harry potter has a certain panache. a certain hey we have imagination and whimsy and umm jelly beans whereas Twilight is hey lets see how boring a story we can do with draculas.

Also emma watson is way hotter than kristen stewart.

my top five favorite candys

honorable mention: pez- a candy that tastes like sugared shit, but you are eating out of popeyes face

5) sweetarts/sweettarts- a word that I don't know if it's spelled with one word or two

4)spree- like sweet tarts yet soft

3)zero- like jesus invented nougut

2) orange club- prove that the english do occaionsly make awesome thing see also the beatles and penelope cavendish

1)jellybellys- I love jellybellys more than I do most things ever..

baollis is back and not as depressing as this sounds..

You'll fall in love, and then he'll cheat on you with your best friend or you'll cheat on him with his best friend. or maybe you'll just nail complete strangers. or maybe you'll just find out you hate each other. or maybe you like each other but theirs that one thing you can't stand.

But maybe, just maybe it'll be perfect and wonderful and you'll be together until old age. and then, then you get to watch you're best friend die.


okay, next time a list of my twenty favirote candys.