this day in jan 27th

For example, did you know that Mike Patton was born on jan 27th and has been in 750 billion and eleventy bands, not limted to anal jerry and his bum digilars and men with hats. Also, He was the voice of mario and played Kramer on seinfeild. Also, very important in the asian theather in world war two....

Also, Lewis Carrol, famous mathematician, writer of the basketball diaries, and robot clone of roman polanski.

Also, Jolene, whom is my favirote person in the world, invented dr pepper, and is just like mike patton, except instead of the words in videa games she was hot on the interwebs....

also my mum was born today, and I can't make funny lewd jokes about her because she is my mum you assholes...

also today is rabbit hole day, which is a horrible horrible internet fetish.

Top Five applications of spam i have tried

Spam Tortilla with salsa
Spam on Hamburger( spamburger)
Spam and eggs
spam hash
spam sushi.

thinking bout clothings 3:sunglasses and when to wear em...

....not at night, cause that would be stupid(almost as stupid as pulling a blade on a man in shades)...

You know what I hate, stunner shades, and I call em stunner cause I know how words work. Kanye west, why do you're glasses look like windsheilds, also if you get to where your glasses spray wiper fluid, you are my new favirote rapper, replacing hobo in asheville with no pants...( also one time I said R Kelly was my favirote rapper but I spelled it raper,and I was like thts possible to....)

Random thought: the bigger a womens glasses are, the more horrible she is as a person....possible exceptions: Brittany Hollifield, Sarah BigGlasses.

You know who wore glasses: My friend jolene, also buddy holly, coincidence? probly.

thoughts on clothing part two

Not to sound to much like bill cosby, but what's up with the pants being all down round the ankeles( and the hiphop music and the jello pudding and the lovely wife camille...). I mean my pants hang down but I'm a lazy lousy slob. Where as these are well dressed gentlemen who will pay upwards of 5itybillion dollars for zoos by the guy who invented the mcjordan sandwhich (the mcjordan was awesome), but yet I can still see your balls....hanging out of your pants. fuckin kids.

Kids now days with their wearing clothing part 1

You know what I don't get? Emo pants. Not elmo pants, I can so understand why someone whould want those, but emo pants? Don't those hurt your balls and such? Luckly, most emos don't have penises.thats why they listen to emo music. They're sad. sad about they're lack of penises

A listing of incredible food incredibly high people have made for me

spam sushi ( It's good Andy.)

Pizza with artichokes and shrimp and chicken and feta.

The Harry Cox special( which as best as I can describe is all breakfast food ever in one dish, also, yes hahahaha I know a guy named Harry cox)

Cow Heart(better than it sound, as is brains)

Macacorni and cheese burritos

Chicken and waffles

Fish and pancakes( I have post ironic friends,)

Top Five Bobs I am aware of

5)Bob's your uncle-a joke from scotland the nation

4)Bob Caldwell- The man who taught me about snow and delicious Laura Lynn brand products, such as Laura Lynn brand douche, the only douche that makes your vagina smell like Stan Pamphilas

3)Bob Marley-Things I hate about Bob Marley:Stoners, Collage students(but I repeat myself), and WNCW on-air personalitys who aren't ratiFARIANS SO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKNG LIKE THAT, I BET YOU'RE WHITE, I WILL COME THEIR AND PUNCH YOU IN YOUR FACE WITH MY HANDS YOU ASS!
Things I like about Bob Marley: He was a genius, a kind man and he made a delicious coffee

2) Bob Dylan: The bestest musician ever, the bestest dj ever, my favirote thing my sister randomly yelled when she was ten.

1) Bob Chadwhick-He brings me roast beef and you don't.