Sunday, January 3, 2010

Top Five Bobs I am aware of

5)Bob's your uncle-a joke from scotland the nation

4)Bob Caldwell- The man who taught me about snow and delicious Laura Lynn brand products, such as Laura Lynn brand douche, the only douche that makes your vagina smell like Stan Pamphilas

3)Bob Marley-Things I hate about Bob Marley:Stoners, Collage students(but I repeat myself), and WNCW on-air personalitys who aren't ratiFARIANS SO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKNG LIKE THAT, I BET YOU'RE WHITE, I WILL COME THEIR AND PUNCH YOU IN YOUR FACE WITH MY HANDS YOU ASS!
Things I like about Bob Marley: He was a genius, a kind man and he made a delicious coffee

2) Bob Dylan: The bestest musician ever, the bestest dj ever, my favirote thing my sister randomly yelled when she was ten.

1) Bob Chadwhick-He brings me roast beef and you don't.

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