vh1's top hundered artist of all time :my mums list

the beatles
paul mccartney
john lennon
george harrison
ringo starr

notes on having a conversation with joti two and a half years post the last convo you had

- I've relized that the friends I had two years ago are in no way shape or form the friends I have now. I'm not even aware if I have friends now, minus the big three of jolene, jessie and shane, who I will call lane as to fit the alliteration scheme. also, they were referred to as the wonder twins and a guy with a tarus
- it's hard to imagine miss christina as a girl who is a sexual being, and not someone who is accusing silly josh of being a piekit.
- It's hard to explain bricky to anyone who hasn't met bricky. However, dustin is easy to explain.you just go hey it's micheal cera but not horrible.
- micheal cera is horible.
- 90 percent of my love life is just hey an interesting girl showed up and said interesting stuff and then she nailed someguy.
- all jasons are horrible. however j-sons are not. odd spelling makes people decent i suppose
- the ducktales themesong is the new hey ya
- I have an interesting lust life. it involves the tv show puffy ami umi
- fact: my hustle finaly has caught up to my genius. not said by me mind you

five creatures this 14 year old I know totally made up

hagon( it's a half horse/ half dragon)
- a fire fairie that shoots fire
- a bragon ( it' s a half bunny/half dragon)
- zombie robot ninja
- a phragon( i's a half phoniex, half dragon)

sports team I arbritarly enjoy

New England patriots- Tom Brady touches teenage boys inappropertly. Also, Bill Belechek is a horrible dresser and eats baby heads for breakfast

New York Yankees- If you wear a new york yankees hat, you will date rape someone.

La Lakers- I like the celtics, ergo I hate la. thats how life works

duke- the rapingest rape team to ever rape. even more so than rape university

real madrid- thats not how you pronounce that word

phoniex coyotes- you are in arizona. you souldn't be playing hocke. you should be playing be mean to mexicans ball.

a list of sports teams I arbitarly enjoy

Pittsburg steelers- cause half the people I truly love are from pittsburg. Also I like to win the hearts of angry african american gentlemen via sugar water.

Boston Red sox-I like the letter B

Boston Celtics-Cause their name is mispronouced. Also,I'm white

whatever the boston soccer team is- cause i'm keeping a theme.

boise state- smurf colored field. also, they were in the only sporting event I've ever enjoyed watching.

Andy Rodick- not a sports team. but he does do the sex to Brookly Decker who is the nicest lady ever.

Pittsburg peinguins- cause a cute lady told me to, and that's how I make all my life decisions. Also, the harford whalers don't exist