New England patriots- Tom Brady touches teenage boys inappropertly. Also, Bill Belechek is a horrible dresser and eats baby heads for breakfast
New York Yankees- If you wear a new york yankees hat, you will date rape someone.
La Lakers- I like the celtics, ergo I hate la. thats how life works
duke- the rapingest rape team to ever rape. even more so than rape university
real madrid- thats not how you pronounce that word
phoniex coyotes- you are in arizona. you souldn't be playing hocke. you should be playing be mean to mexicans ball.
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